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You Can’t Water Grass with an AK47
A True Halloween Story
When a friend asks a favor — you Do it, right?
It was not a complicated favor — anyone could do it ~
Yet, she asked me!
Would I water her yard while she was in the hospital?
Just turn the sprinklers on and the timer turns them off!
Easy!
Of course, I will!
Remember to water the potted plants inside…?
Days one pleasantly easy:
Second day ~
A car was parked in her driveway -
the sprinklers were already on?
Hummmm?
She did say someone may stop by to take her dog to the Vet!
Oh well, better check in since they already know I’m here!
Ding-dong doorbell –
A guy opens the door — stark naked,
with an AK 47 slung over his shoulder!
What am I supposed to do with this?
I knew one day I was going to die ~
Just never expected it would be today!