Oh, Shaunta! You make me laugh…

Although I have never used drugs nor am I on any meds, as a post broken neck-er, I responded to an ad for a 4 oz bottle of SBE for $4.95, just in case!

It sat on the counter looking at me for a week before I hid it behind my basket of impulse treats. (…and forgot about it!).

Hummm? What if — landed in my minds vision? Out came my bottle of sin…

How could it hurt if I just open it and — heaven forfend, smell? Not bad.

This is about the time I went online to check my bank balance — totally for anther reason. WHAT? $79.95 debited from my account for bottle #2~

But I am not in pain yet, I yelled! I was just shopping and besides you said it cost $4.95 for four ounces — not $79.95 plus shipping!

oh…Auto Ship it said in small print. (well, I’ll show you!).

PLOOF! Out you go Buster! (Trashed that).

Now my hip hurts…